Wild Turd

Poop emoji + Dragon Quest slime = Wild Turd.
(3DCoat) Cone base, then spiraled around the cone with the curve tool. The eyes are sphere primitives that I dropped into indentations I made in the main body of the turd with Ctrl+Build tool.
It was fun wrapping the cone with the curve tool, and I learned a lot about painting in 3DCoat (this was my first time doing it).